Wednesday, November 30, 2011



A year has passed, and yet, feeling that her Iron Lady audition had that certain ju ne se qua, Pookie is still in disbelief that Phyllida Lloyd chose Meryl Streep over her to portray Margaret Thatcher.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011



Victoria's Secret will create a $2.5 million Pookie Fantasy Treasure girdle using jewels from her collection.

Monday, November 28, 2011



At the United Nations Climate Change Conference, Pookie speaks on behalf of small island states which are threatened by rising sea levels.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Thursday, November 24, 2011



Appropriately, Pookie strikes her "turkey pose."

Photo courtesy of Alan Ochiai

Wednesday, November 23, 2011



Pookie enters crisis mode as she realizes she forgot to purchase one ingredient for her famous green bean casserole.

Tuesday, November 22, 2011



Pookie listens to a recording of Billie Holiday singing "Autumn in New York."

Monday, November 21, 2011



From her country estate, Pookie calls David Beckham and offers him a contract with her new MLS team, The Santa Ana Winds.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011




Pookie cancels her trip to Switzerland upon hearing that the Swiss will charge fines to outdoor enthusiasts discovered hiking in the nude.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Wednesday, November 16, 2011



Pookie camps out in line for "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1"

Tuesday, November 15, 2011






Pookie stands her ground with a fellow Occupy Wall Street protester.

Monday, November 14, 2011


Pookie woke up and was very lethargic. She went to the Cat Care Clinic. Her wound was still infected. Dr. Cathryn Starr took care of Pookie. Dr. Starr cleaned Pookie's wound and closed it with stitches. Pookie is resting comfortably. Thank you Cat Care Clinic and Dr. Starr!

Sunday, November 13, 2011




Pookie tries to regain control of the Phobos-Grunt spacecraft.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Thursday, November 10, 2011



Dear Adele,


Thinking of you and wishing you a healthy and swift recovery.


Love, Pookie

Wednesday, November 9, 2011


Last night pookie went to a local club.
She got into a nasty drunk cat fight.
She let that Siamese know who was boss.
To the emergency room she did go.
Her wound has been blacked out for viewers' sakes.

Tuesday, November 8, 2011



"The U.S. government has no evidence that any life exists outside our planet, or that an extraterrestrial presence has contacted or engaged any member of the human race."

Monday, November 7, 2011

Sunday, November 6, 2011




Pookie decides that she likes her eye color after all. She cancels her appointment with Dr. Gregg Homer.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Brave New Kitty


Pookie has made an appointment with laser eye surgeon Dr. Gregg Homer to change her golden eyes to blue.

Friday, November 4, 2011




Pookie likes the Eagles as 7-point favorites over the Bears.

Thursday, November 3, 2011



Pookie decides it's time to seek counseling for her addiction to ANGRY BIRDS.




















Pookie believes the global economy is headed for chaos.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

A LOVELY AUTUMN DAY FOR POOKIE


Pookie enjoys the shade on a warm and gorgeous autumn day.

Pookie hears the UPS delivery person at the front door.

Pookie likes to eat grass.